Tuesday, May 21, 2019

12 Pieces of Game of Thrones Content You Might Still Click On?



After eight crazy seasons, the wild ride of Game of Thrones is finally over. But is it?

Yes, it is.

But maybe you still want to click on Game of Thrones content. Please.

We, the internet, are utterly bereft of ideas, and can no longer publish anything without the say so of a venture capitalist.

Would you click on these? If so or if not, please share this post on social media. Even (especially) Facebook.

Please log on to Facebook for the first time in 18 months and post this article to nobody. Please.

Game of Thrones. Game of Thrones content.

Here:

  1. (Spoilers Ahead) NEW GAME OF THRONES THEORY EMERGES: What if all the Starks were actually ghosts the whole time, like Bruce Willis in the  movie ‘Sixth Sense’? (Spoiler Note: Spoiler is a ‘Sixth Sense’ Spoiler)
  2. GAME OF THRONES RECONSIDERED: We Paid a Harvard Biology Professor Much More Than Was Necessary to Debunk the Myth of Flying, Fire-Breathing Dragons
  3. WATCH A FREELANCE BLOGGER BEG FOR DEATH As They Rank the Top 531 Game of Thrones Characters that Only Appeared in the TV Show But Not the Books And Vice Versa
  4. WATCH THIS 9 MINUTE SUPERCUT OF ALL THE GAME OF THRONES BAD NECK THINGS THAT A SUPERFAN MADE
  5. Game of Thrones Costume Designer Drops Bombshell About Their Snacking Habits (Hint: Chips REALLY Ahoy)
  6. A REAL LIFE GAME OF THRONES? Deranged Game of Thrones Fans Drag George R. R. Martin Out of His Cave and Berate Him Vociferously Until He Resolves the Hot Pie Storyline (Yes, He Lives in a Cave)
  7. Cultural Analyst: The Night King Represents Climate Change
  8. Climate Scientist: That’s Bullshit, There’s No Convenient Magic Knife for Climate Change
  9. HBO ACTUALLY PAID US MONEY TO WRITE ABOUT THAT SHOW WHERE ZENDAYA DOES A SHITLOAD OF MOLLY, THEY ARE TOTALLY FUCKED
  10. We Went to the Storage Locker Where They’re Keeping All the Game of Thrones Swords, and Got Extremely Bored After Two Minutes Because They Wouldn’t Let Us Play With or Touch the Swords
  11. Game of Thrones King Joffrey Actor Jack Gleeson Poses for Photo With Jaleel White, a.k.a. Steve Urkel
  12. THAT’S JUST WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK: Did the Entire Game of Thrones Cast & Crew Reunite to Shoot Ultra-Secret Season 9? (No, But Maybe? But No)


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