While preparing a new work notebook for my new job this morning I came across something special that I thought we could all enjoy together. About a year ago I thought it would be a good idea to memorize a few of Jessica Lange's monologues from her various seasons of American Horror Story and then perform them in front of a green screen and do something with them on the internet. You know. For fun.
This never happened, but I did write down the first one I had planned to do, which I am now passing along to you. Here, do this. If anyone actually makes of video of themselves performing it, we'll post it up.
For an example of how Jessica Lange sounds in this season, click HERE.