By: Ben
Johnson
Isn’t it great that this guy is here, being
here? He exists. He says things that are funny AND true. He’s Louis CK. He’s
great. We all like him a lot. Remember that time he was talking about his
daughters and he said that true thing that was also funny? That was great. He
is great. LOUIS CK!
Louis CK is a comedian. If you like comedy,
you would think he’s great. He has a show on TV too. If you love to laugh, you
may or may not think his show is great, depending on factors beyond Louis CK’s
control. Louis CK doesn’t waste a lot of his time worrying about factors that
are beyond his control, such as “how come I don’t think Louis CK is funny?” He
doesn’t have time for that. He’s too busy being Louis CK. This is one of the
things that makes Louis CK great. He doesn’t care if you think he’s funny, and
sometimes he is very funny, and other times you get to wait around for Louis CK
to be funny, and it’s still great either way, because he’s so funny and
truthful.
He says things like “big fat fuckin’ head”
that are fun things to say and hear. He’s good about using words. He talks
about his life. He talks about things he’s noticed. He has interesting thoughts
about common things like rental cars and cell phones and dating. He has an
interesting brain. He does weird things in his life because of his interesting
brain. One time he talked to Jerry Seinfeld on a boat that he owns. Louis CK
owns a boat. He doesn’t really do a lot of boat-owning jokes because he knows
that most of the people who like to listen to the things he says don’t own
boats. Louis CK is smart. When you hear him talk, you get to say “ha ha ha oh
man that is hilarious and also SMART.”
Louis CK!
Sometimes, actually every single time, when
Louis CK does anything at all, you get to see all about it on the internet.
People like Louis CK, a lot, and people will therefore go online and look at a
thing Louis CK did. This isn’t about anything Louis CK did, it’s just about how
Louis CK exists, and that’s pretty good too!
Some facts about Louis CK:
1. He
has hair and eyes.
2. Walking
man. Sometimes he is a walking man.
3. I bet he has teeth too. So hair, eyes, and teeth.
Please share your favorite fact about the continued
existence of Louis CK in the comments section.
